Haha...your mom. ;) NOT PG-13

[Pirate ҉]

Everyone has heard a yo mama joke or a your mom is like a blah blah blah.
So...bring on the MAMA JOKES. If you are easily offended when others make jokes about yo mama, then you should leave now.
Anyway, let's start!
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Your mom is like a freezer, everyone puts there meat in her. o-o

( Repost of mine, Resti know...xD )

[Sköll]

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

[ᴥPandoraᴥ]

Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

[Pirate ҉]

xD Your mom's so greasy, she got a job at the cinema....buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

[ᴥPandoraᴥ]

Yo mamas sooo fat... When God said "Let their be light!" She had to move.